From the album “Born With A Mechanical Arm” by Five Extra Arms
Vivian asked him what he liked to drink.
She handed him the menu, and he looked at the beers.
When he came into the hotel the elevator was broken.
It was stuck in the basement, so he took the stairs.
There was a cowgirl sitting on a horse in the lobby.
She’d been there since the hotel opened in 1938.
Vivian was amazed at how much he ate.
He had the brisket, the sausage and the turkey.
He told her he was staying near by, he did’t have far to walk.
She asked him he wanted a doggy bag,
As she smiled and touched his mechanical arm.