{"id":3990,"date":"2015-10-29T14:12:19","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T20:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/?p=3990"},"modified":"2019-05-12T16:45:38","modified_gmt":"2019-05-12T22:45:38","slug":"monster-down-the-hall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/monster-down-the-hall\/","title":{"rendered":"Monster Down The Hall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section bb_built=&#8221;1&#8243;][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243;][et_pb_text]<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3997\" src=\"http:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Halloween.5xAnimation2015-1024x622.gif\" alt=\"Halloween.5xAnimation2015\" width=\"1024\" height=\"622\" srcset=\"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Halloween.5xAnimation2015-1024x622.gif 1024w, https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Halloween.5xAnimation2015-300x182.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is a\u00a0halloween song that I wrote\u00a0a few years ago to keep the ghouls entertained. Bring on the candy corn.<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics:<\/p>\n<p>WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?<br \/>\nWAS IT ONE OF MY TOYS?<br \/>\nWAS IT SOME KIND OF SPOOK?<br \/>\nOR WAS IT ONE OF THE BOYS?<\/p>\n<p>I HEARD A NOISE OVER THERE<br \/>\nMY NECK IS STANDING UP HAIR<br \/>\nARE WE ALL GONNA DIE?<br \/>\nOR SHALL WE RUN FOR OUR LIVES?<\/p>\n<p>THERE\u2019S A ROBOT AT THE DOOR<br \/>\nAND A TREAT IS WHAT HE\u2019S ASKING FOR<br \/>\nIS THAT SOMETHING FROM THE GRAVE?<br \/>\nIS THAT THE WAY THAT GOBLINS BEHAVE?<\/p>\n<p>THERE\u2019S A SHADOW ON THE WALL<br \/>\nTHERE\u2019S AN UGLY MONSTER DOWN THE HALL<br \/>\nTHERE\u2019S A SCRATCHING AT MY DOOR<br \/>\nCOULD BE A HUNGRY VAMPIRE LOOKING TO SCORE&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>DEVILS AND WITCHES<br \/>\nCREATURES CRAWLING FROM DITCHES<br \/>\nPIRATES AND PRINCES<br \/>\nZOMBIES MISSING AND ARM<br \/>\nHEADLESS YOUNG MISFITS<br \/>\nRACE CAR DRIVERS WITH SHIFT KITS<br \/>\nCOWBOYS AND SOLDIERS<br \/>\nTHINGS THAT LIVE ON A FARM<br \/>\nTHE POPE\u2019S IN A STROLLER<br \/>\nHIS DAD IS A BUM<br \/>\nHIS SISTER IS ANGRY<br \/>\nTHAT SHE HAD TO COME<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"et_pb_row et_pb_row_0 et_pb_row_empty\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"et_pb_module et_pb_text et_pb_text_0  et_pb_text_align_left et_pb_bg_layout_light\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div> This is a\u00a0halloween song that I wrote\u00a0a few years ago to keep the ghouls entertained. Bring on the candy corn. Lyrics: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? WAS IT ONE OF MY TOYS? WAS IT SOME KIND OF SPOOK? OR WAS IT ONE OF THE BOYS? I HEARD A NOISE OVER THERE MY NECK IS STANDING [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"audio","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3997\" src=\"http:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Halloween.5xAnimation2015-1024x622.gif\" alt=\"Halloween.5xAnimation2015\" width=\"1024\" height=\"622\" \/><\/p><p>This is a\u00a0halloween song that I wrote\u00a0a few years ago to keep the ghouls entertained. Bring on the candy corn.<\/p><p>Lyrics:<\/p><p>WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?<br \/>WAS IT ONE OF MY TOYS?<br \/>WAS IT SOME KIND OF SPOOK?<br \/>OR WAS IT ONE OF THE BOYS?<\/p><p>I HEARD A NOISE OVER THERE<br \/>MY NECK IS STANDING UP HAIR<br \/>ARE WE ALL GONNA DIE?<br \/>OR SHALL WE RUN FOR OUR LIVES?<\/p><p>THERE\u2019S A ROBOT AT THE DOOR<br \/>AND A TREAT IS WHAT HE\u2019S ASKING FOR<br \/>IS THAT SOMETHING FROM THE GRAVE?<br \/>IS THAT THE WAY THAT GOBLINS BEHAVE?<\/p><p>THERE\u2019S A SHADOW ON THE WALL<br \/>THERE\u2019S AN UGLY MONSTER DOWN THE HALL<br \/>THERE\u2019S A SCRATCHING AT MY DOOR<br \/>COULD BE A HUNGRY VAMPIRE LOOKING TO SCORE...<\/p><p>DEVILS AND WITCHES<br \/>CREATURES CRAWLING FROM DITCHES<br \/>PIRATES AND PRINCES<br \/>ZOMBIES MISSING AND ARM<br \/>HEADLESS YOUNG MISFITS<br \/>RACE CAR DRIVERS WITH SHIFT KITS<br \/>COWBOYS AND SOLDIERS<br \/>THINGS THAT LIVE ON A FARM<br \/>THE POPE\u2019S IN A STROLLER<br \/>HIS DAD IS A BUM<br \/>HIS SISTER IS ANGRY<br \/>THAT SHE HAD TO COME<\/p>","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[389,214,312,206],"class_list":["post-3990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-audio","hentry","category-5xa","tag-candy-corn","tag-five-extra-arms","tag-halloween","tag-monster","post_format-post-format-audio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3990"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50767,"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3990\/revisions\/50767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imagebrewery.com\/hp_wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}