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HE WAS THE NEXT WAVE ROCKER
THE ONE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT
HE WROTE THE SONGS FOR THE \u201cNEXT\u201d GENERATION
HE KNOCKED THE BOTTOM OUT<\/p>\n

HE PUT THE JUICE IN THE MONKEY WITH A HAMMER
HE LET THE TIME GHOST OUT
HE PULLED THE PLUG ON THE \u201cNEXT\u201d GENERATION
AND WATCHED IT THRASH ABOUT<\/p>\n

HE WAS THE NEXT WAVE ROCKER
THE ONE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT
HE WROTE THE SONGS FOR THE \u201cNEXT\u201d GENERATION
HE KNOCKED THE BOTTOM OUT<\/p>\n

HE PUT A KNOT IN THE MONKEY WITH A HAMMER
HE LET THE TIME GHOST OUT
HE PULLED THE PLUG ON THE \u201cNEXT\u201d GENERATION
AND WATCHED IT THRASH ABOUT<\/p>\n

GO! GO!
STUFF IT
PUT IT AWAY!
I DON\u2019T WANNA
SEE OR HEAR
ANYMORE
NO! NO!<\/p>\n

LET\u2019S SAY GOODBYE TO THE NEXT WAVE ROCKER
THE ONE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT
FORGET THE SONGS FOR THE \u201cNEXT\u201d GENERATION
WE WATCHED IT FIZZLED OUT<\/p>\n

JUMP START THE THE HEART
OF THE MONKEY WITH A HAMMER
DON\u2019T LET THE TIME GHOST OUT
HE PULLED THE PLUG ON THE \u201cNEXT\u201d GENERATION
AND WE CAN DO WITHOUT<\/p>\n

THEY SCREAMED
AND THEY LIED
AND THEY JUMPED
AND THEY CRIED
AND THEY THOUGHT
THEY WERE HOT
SMOKING POT
BLOWING SNOT
GETTING SHOT
THEY WERE TAUGHT
TO HAVE
OR HAVE NOT
BUT THEY DID NOT
HAVE THE SENSE
TO STOP<\/p>\n

SO THEY WERE CAUGHT
IN THE LOT
WITH THE MONKEY
IN A KNOT
NOT A GOOD THING
THEY WERE PUT
ON THE SPOT
SO THEY SCHEMED
AND THEY LIED
AND THEY JUMPED
AND THEY CRIED
AND GUESS WHAT?
THEIR STORY
WAS BOUGHT!<\/p>\n

YOU’RE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
MIMEOGRAPHING YOUR POSES<\/p>\n

A LITTLE SID VICIOUS
A LITTLE GUNS N ROSES<\/p>\n

BUT IT’S ALL THE SAME
YOU’RE BLIND AND
YOU’RE LAME
AND IT’S HARD
TO FEEL BAD
WHEN YOU
MOCK YOUR OWN NAME<\/p>\n

GO! GO!
STUFF IT
PUT IT AWAY!
I DON\u2019T WANNA
SEE OR HEAR
ANYMORE
NO! NO!<\/p>\n

(This drawing\u00a0was used as the album art on a compilation cd of multiple variations of\u00a0Monkey VS Robot several years ago)<\/p>\n

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