This is a halloween song that I wrote a few years ago to keep the ghouls entertained. Bring on the candy corn.
Lyrics:
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
WAS IT ONE OF MY TOYS?
WAS IT SOME KIND OF SPOOK?
OR WAS IT ONE OF THE BOYS?
I HEARD A NOISE OVER THERE
MY NECK IS STANDING UP HAIR
ARE WE ALL GONNA DIE?
OR SHALL WE RUN FOR OUR LIVES?
THERE’S A ROBOT AT THE DOOR
AND A TREAT IS WHAT HE’S ASKING FOR
IS THAT SOMETHING FROM THE GRAVE?
IS THAT THE WAY THAT GOBLINS BEHAVE?
THERE’S A SHADOW ON THE WALL
THERE’S AN UGLY MONSTER DOWN THE HALL
THERE’S A SCRATCHING AT MY DOOR
COULD BE A HUNGRY VAMPIRE LOOKING TO SCORE…
DEVILS AND WITCHES
CREATURES CRAWLING FROM DITCHES
PIRATES AND PRINCES
ZOMBIES MISSING AND ARM
HEADLESS YOUNG MISFITS
RACE CAR DRIVERS WITH SHIFT KITS
COWBOYS AND SOLDIERS
THINGS THAT LIVE ON A FARM
THE POPE’S IN A STROLLER
HIS DAD IS A BUM
HIS SISTER IS ANGRY
THAT SHE HAD TO COME