Big Hondo is determined to keep the squirrels out of his bird feeder in his back yard. I think it would be easier to keep the birds out of a squirrel feeder, but what would you do with all those empty beer cans and old license plates?
And then there’s my wife caught mid sentence, “Nice work dad. Did you drink all that beer today? I’m going in to check on the re-fried beans….” 
And keeping with tonight’s squirrel theme, let me just say that I’m nuts about Katyraven.